This is actually racist.
Why did god create black people?
*He left them in the oven too long.
That is bad.. My friend told me that so please don't down my rep. I thought you would paddy at me for the non-racist jokes as i got you by surprise because i got you :p and your so scared because i stole your place in joke heaven and now dane cook made you go out and i typed all ths without looking at the key board yup i write all of it without looking at it . Execpt for when i pressed send so dont hate me for this joke its only a bit of fun. Dont take it harsly if your black.
Wow im such a nerd cos i can write all of this without looking suppose i have had my keyboard for 3 years and i played runescape so i had to type "sellin flax" oh well Thanks and i hope you realise that i did actually type this without looking and i can type as fast as i can without looking as i can with looking so that proves i have eyes in the back of my head.